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Art.com is the world's largest retailer of art prints, posters, photographs, and framed artwork. With our huge selection of over 400,000 prints, you'll easily find the perfect piece for your home, office, or classroom. Our art is printed on quality paper. When you order framed artwork, the piece is built by our team of in-house professionals. Visit our Amazon store today at www.amazon.com/artdotcom to find Special Offers and search for products based on 'Artist Name' and 'Subject Categories' such as Movie, Music, Vintage, TV, Children, Travel, Kitchen, Museum Art, Animals, Floral, Motivational, and Sports. Art.com is dedicated to providing you with high quality products and service by offering you 100% satisfaction guaranteed. We ship internationally to over 80 countries. Decorate your home today with your favorite pictures that express and celebrate your distinct tastes.

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WELCOME Suspect Arrested in Bench Burglaries. Below is the text from a Boise Police Department News release relating to capture of at least one person responsible for up to ... (more...)

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Ok, well I had a dream that was AMAZING yesterday about this girl.. And just today I had 2 more dreams about her, not as good as the first one but they were still really great. Heres some info: I'm a guy I like this girl 3 days ago i asked if she liked me back Before I asked her that, she had said she liked me about 3 times, but she says she was jk... and I know I'm young... but.. =[ I seriously think I'm in love with this girl ... S nd J are like best friends ( you'll find out what I mean later) ok.. Onto the first dream.. Well the first dream starts like this, I am in this neighborhood... and i don't know why but I'm trying to sneak into a house? And my friend is waiting out side for me, but I come out empty handed. And he says " WHAT THE HECK DUDE?!!?". But I completely ignore him because the girl I like just happens to be walking by ( in a dress I think i dont remember) well yea, Im just staring at her, ignoring everything around me besides her. She notices that I'm staring and says: " Hmm.. Oh heyy!" And then Im like " Hi.. woah.... you.. look.. amazing.." And she just smiles. Then I shake my head like Im coming back from zoning out and I say " oh.. sorry haha.. Umm.. so.. whats up?" She says.. " ohhh.. nothing.." and walks towards me and she starts to take my hand. And she gives my friend that was waiting outside a weird look. My friend says " Uh!?!?!!? Well.. ok? I guesss I should leave you guys alone" The girl I like says: " Yea.. " well yea, after he leaves we appear in this place.. where its super nice, but just grass and the sun. She holds my hand, and we sit down. And I dont remember if it was either 1 or 2.. 1. "yes.. I do like you" or 2. I ask: " u no how i really like u? do you like me? shes about to answer and then I wake up... Ps. From now on, I'm gonna call the girl i like- J Second Dream, Me, J , and a bunch of other people were playing a game. So me, J, this dude (M), and this other girl (S) were on my team. We get teleported to this museum? Where we had to take some things to get points? Well anyway, after we take it we start running down the hall, and we enter a room, and then we appear in our school cafeteria. I think our principal was making a speech. So yea, me and M sit on a bench all the way in the back of the cafeteria. And J, S, and like 2 other girls sat behind us, but they were on the floor.... So the principal told them to sit on the lunch table bench thingies that me and M were sitting on. So they do... and J.. sits next to me =]] and then like everyone magiclly dissepears. and its just me and J. She comes like really close to me, and she starts lightly tapping my foot with hers, and we start playing footies haha! And then She holds my hand, and puts her head on my shoulder ( aww =]]]]) and then S comes and just walks by saying " Aww! You guys are so cute together!" And like she walks away... and J's head is still on my shoulder .. and she the dream ends... Third dream, was very simple We were at an Ice Skating Rink place Umm and we didn't know that each other were there. The rink was having a competition of some sorts, so the announcer says: " WHO EVER THE 2 SPOT LIGHTS LANDS ON, YOU GUYS ARE PARTNERS". So it landed on me and J. We looked at each other from across the rink and then the Announcer says: " You guys have 10 mins to get ready!" We start talking and I found out that she can't ice skate. So I start teaching her. then first time she fell, I was behind her, and I caught her, So she stared straight up at me, and smiled, and then I got her back up. Then she starts getting how to skate, and we like go to this other rink, and it was just me and her.. ice skating, and holding hands and then I wake up Ok.... Hmm. I know, the second and third wern't as great as the first. but yea.. I still liked all of them, cause they made me really happy Just the thought of being together with her.. even in a dream.. Ok.. well, can anyone tell me what this means and what should I do? This is my fourth time (GEEZ) asking this question, because I want to get answers ASAP. (more...)

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Ok, well I had a dream that was AMAZING yesterday about this girl.. And just today I had 2 more dreams about her, not as good as the first one but they were still really great. Heres some info: I'm a guy I like this girl 3 days ago i asked if she liked me back Before I asked her that, she had said she liked me about 3 times, but she says she was jk... and I know I'm young... but.. =[ I seriously think I'm in love with this girl ... S nd J are like best friends ( you'll find out what I mean later) ok.. Onto the first dream.. Well the first dream starts like this, I am in this neighborhood... and i don't know why but I'm trying to sneak into a house? And my friend is waiting out side for me, but I come out empty handed. And he says " WHAT THE HECK DUDE?!!?". But I completely ignore him because the girl I like just happens to be walking by ( in a dress I think i dont remember) well yea, Im just staring at her, ignoring everything around me besides her. She notices that I'm staring and says: " Hmm.. Oh heyy!" And then Im like " Hi.. woah.... you.. look.. amazing.." And she just smiles. Then I shake my head like Im coming back from zoning out and I say " oh.. sorry haha.. Umm.. so.. whats up?" She says.. " ohhh.. nothing.." and walks towards me and she starts to take my hand. And she gives my friend that was waiting outside a weird look. My friend says " Uh!?!?!!? Well.. ok? I guesss I should leave you guys alone" The girl I like says: " Yea.. " well yea, after he leaves we appear in this place.. where its super nice, but just grass and the sun. She holds my hand, and we sit down. And I dont remember if it was either 1 or 2.. 1. "yes.. I do like you" or 2. I ask: " u no how i really like u? do you like me? shes about to answer and then I wake up... Ps. From now on, I'm gonna call the girl i like- J Second Dream, Me, J , and a bunch of other people were playing a game. So me, J, this dude (M), and this other girl (S) were on my team. We get teleported to this museum? Where we had to take some things to get points? Well anyway, after we take it we start running down the hall, and we enter a room, and then we appear in our school cafeteria. I think our principal was making a speech. So yea, me and M sit on a bench all the way in the back of the cafeteria. And J, S, and like 2 other girls sat behind us, but they were on the floor.... So the principal told them to sit on the lunch table bench thingies that me and M were sitting on. So they do... and J.. sits next to me =]] and then like everyone magiclly dissepears. and its just me and J. She comes like really close to me, and she starts lightly tapping my foot with hers, and we start playing footies haha! And then She holds my hand, and puts her head on my shoulder ( aww =]]]]) and then S comes and just walks by saying " Aww! You guys are so cute together!" And like she walks away... and J's head is still on my shoulder .. and she the dream ends... Third dream, was very simple We were at an Ice Skating Rink place Umm and we didn't know that each other were there. The rink was having a competition of some sorts, so the announcer says: " WHO EVER THE 2 SPOT LIGHTS LANDS ON, YOU GUYS ARE PARTNERS". So it landed on me and J. We looked at each other from across the rink and then the Announcer says: " You guys have 10 mins to get ready!" We start talking and I found out that she can't ice skate. So I start teaching her. then first time she fell, I was behind her, and I caught her, So she stared straight up at me, and smiled, and then I got her back up. Then she starts getting how to skate, and we like go to this other rink, and it was just me and her.. ice skating, and holding hands and then I wake up Ok.... Hmm. I know, the second and third wern't as great as the first. but yea.. I still liked all of them, cause they made me really happy Just the thought of being together with her.. even in a dream.. Ok.. well, can anyone tell me what this means and what should I do? This is my third time asking this question, because I want to get answers ASAP. (more...)

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Ok, well I had a dream that was AMAZING yesterday about this girl.. And just today I had 2 more dreams about her, not as good as the first one but they were still really great. Heres some info: I'm a guy I like this girl 3 days ago i asked if she liked me back Before I asked her that, she had said she liked me about 3 times, but she says she was jk... and I know I'm young... but.. =[ I seriously think I'm in love with this girl ... S nd J are like best friends ( you'll find out what I mean later) ok.. Onto the first dream.. Well the first dream starts like this, I am in this neighborhood... and i don't know why but I'm trying to sneak into a house? And my friend is waiting out side for me, but I come out empty handed. And he says " WHAT THE HECK DUDE?!!?". But I completely ignore him because the girl I like just happens to be walking by ( in a dress I think i dont remember) well yea, Im just staring at her, ignoring everything around me besides her. She notices that I'm staring and says: " Hmm.. Oh heyy!" And then Im like " Hi.. woah.... you.. look.. amazing.." And she just smiles. Then I shake my head like Im coming back from zoning out and I say " oh.. sorry haha.. Umm.. so.. whats up?" She says.. " ohhh.. nothing.." and walks towards me and she starts to take my hand. And she gives my friend that was waiting outside a weird look. My friend says " Uh!?!?!!? Well.. ok? I guesss I should leave you guys alone" The girl I like says: " Yea.. " well yea, after he leaves we appear in this place.. where its super nice, but just grass and the sun. She holds my hand, and we sit down. And I dont remember if it was either 1 or 2.. 1. "yes.. I do like you" or 2. I ask: " u no how i really like u? do you like me? shes about to answer and then I wake up... Ps. From now on, I'm gonna call the girl i like- J Second Dream, Me, J , and a bunch of other people were playing a game. So me, J, this dude (M), and this other girl (S) were on my team. We get teleported to this museum? Where we had to take some things to get points? Well anyway, after we take it we start running down the hall, and we enter a room, and then we appear in our school cafeteria. I think our principal was making a speech. So yea, me and M sit on a bench all the way in the back of the cafeteria. And J, S, and like 2 other girls sat behind us, but they were on the floor.... So the principal told them to sit on the lunch table bench thingies that me and M were sitting on. So they do... and J.. sits next to me =]] and then like everyone magiclly dissepears. and its just me and J. She comes like really close to me, and she starts lightly tapping my foot with hers, and we start playing footies haha! And then She holds my hand, and puts her head on my shoulder ( aww =]]]]) and then S comes and just walks by saying " Aww! You guys are so cute together!" And like she walks away... and J's head is still on my shoulder .. and she the dream ends... Third dream, was very simple We were at an Ice Skating Rink place Umm and we didn't know that each other were there. The rink was having a competition of some sorts, so the announcer says: " WHO EVER THE 2 SPOT LIGHTS LANDS ON, YOU GUYS ARE PARTNERS". So it landed on me and J. We looked at each other from across the rink and then the Announcer says: " You guys have 10 mins to get ready!" We start talking and I found out that she can't ice skate. So I start teaching her. then first time she fell, I was behind her, and I caught her, So she stared straight up at me, and smiled, and then I got her back up. Then she starts getting how to skate, and we like go to this other rink, and it was just me and her.. ice skating, and holding hands and then I wake up Ok.... Hmm. I know, the second and third wern't as great as the first. but yea.. I still liked all of them, cause they made me really happy Just the thought of being together with her.. even in a dream.. Ok.. well, can anyone tell me what this means and what should I do? This is my second time asking this question, because I want to get answers ASAP. (more...)

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Ok, well I had a dream that was AMAZING yesterday about this girl.. And just today I had 2 more dreams about her, not as good as the first one but they were still really great. Heres some info: I'm a guy I like this girl 3 days ago i asked if she liked me back Before I asked her that, she had said she liked me about 3 times, but she says she was jk... and I know I'm young... but.. =[ I seriously think I'm in love with this girl ... S nd J are like best friends ( you'll find out what I mean later) ok.. Onto the first dream.. Well the first dream starts like this, I am in this neighborhood... and i don't know why but I'm trying to sneak into a house? And my friend is waiting out side for me, but I come out empty handed. And he says " WHAT THE HECK DUDE?!!?". But I completely ignore him because the girl I like just happens to be walking by ( in a dress I think i dont remember) well yea, Im just staring at her, ignoring everything around me besides her. She notices that I'm staring and says: " Hmm.. Oh heyy!" And then Im like " Hi.. woah.... you.. look.. amazing.." And she just smiles. Then I shake my head like Im coming back from zoning out and I say " oh.. sorry haha.. Umm.. so.. whats up?" She says.. " ohhh.. nothing.." and walks towards me and she starts to take my hand. And she gives my friend that was waiting outside a weird look. My friend says " Uh!?!?!!? Well.. ok? I guesss I should leave you guys alone" The girl I like says: " Yea.. " well yea, after he leaves we appear in this place.. where its super nice, but just grass and the sun. She holds my hand, and we sit down. And I dont remember if it was either 1 or 2.. 1. "yes.. I do like you" or 2. I ask: " u no how i really like u? do you like me? shes about to answer and then I wake up... Ps. From now on, I'm gonna call the girl i like- J Second Dream, Me, J , and a bunch of other people were playing a game. So me, J, this dude (M), and this other girl (S) were on my team. We get teleported to this museum? Where we had to take some things to get points? Well anyway, after we take it we start running down the hall, and we enter a room, and then we appear in our school cafeteria. I think our principal was making a speech. So yea, me and M sit on a bench all the way in the back of the cafeteria. And J, S, and like 2 other girls sat behind us, but they were on the floor.... So the principal told them to sit on the lunch table bench thingies that me and M were sitting on. So they do... and J.. sits next to me =]] and then like everyone magiclly dissepears. and its just me and J. She comes like really close to me, and she starts lightly tapping my foot with hers, and we start playing footies haha! And then She holds my hand, and puts her head on my shoulder ( aww =]]]]) and then S comes and just walks by saying " Aww! You guys are so cute together!" And like she walks away... and J's head is still on my shoulder .. and she the dream ends... Third dream, was very simple We were at an Ice Skating Rink place Umm and we didn't know that each other were there. The rink was having a competition of some sorts, so the announcer says: " WHO EVER THE 2 SPOT LIGHTS LANDS ON, YOU GUYS ARE PARTNERS". So it landed on me and J. We looked at each other from across the rink and then the Announcer says: " You guys have 10 mins to get ready!" We start talking and I found out that she can't ice skate. So I start teaching her. then first time she fell, I was behind her, and I caught her, So she stared straight up at me, and smiled, and then I got her back up. Then she starts getting how to skate, and we like go to this other rink, and it was just me and her.. ice skating, and holding hands and then I wake up Ok.... Hmm. I know, the second and third wern't as great as the first. but yea.. I still liked all of them, cause they made me really happy Just the thought of being together with her.. even in a dream.. Ok.. well, can anyone tell me what this means and what should I do? (more...)

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They're always f*cking around with my house. I can name tons of things. Lets see. This morning we realized that they took our for sale sign, I have no idea where they brought it. They stole a bench we had on the corner (we live on a corner) for the kids at the bus stop; and we had it just for good looks too. Hmm what else..a plant is missing so it looks as if they ripped it out of the ground and took it somewhere. I could name tons of other things. Oh and we also had fake bunnies for decorations out in the yard and they took them and smashed them against my house. Tons more. I think they do it because they hate my mom but still; we don't do anything to them, so they shouldn't be doing this. Their on my last fcking nerve. Besides cussing them out and beating the sh*t out of them the next time I see them (which I WILL do), what can I do about this? Would the police be able to do anything? Thanks. (more...)

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I live in a really quiet neighborhood with newer homes that was all built in 2005. I live on a corner and it's a park across the street from me and for the past 8 months this guy a little older than myself (i'm 25) have been sleeping over there on a bench. I've been going over there to talk to him every day and he told me how he lost his house, car and how his family disowned him because he's gay. I didn't even know he was gay until he told me but it doesn't matter because all I saw was someone who needed a friend and a helping hand. I make sure I keep his blankets clean or any clothes that he needs washed I do them. I also take him food and snacks when I get off of work everyday. I invited him over for dinner tonight and I let him stay in one of my empty rooms and he was so thankful that I would do this for him. This guy is always so nice to me and treats me with alot of respect and it hurts to see him sleeping out in the cold. My friend is calling me crazy for helping him out and tells me that i'm being stupid and that I need to learn how to stop being so nice. I feel like i've made a friendship with this guy and when I make friends I like to be there when they need me etc. Am I being stupid by helping someone who has fallen on hard times and needs someone to be there for them? This guy doesn't drink or do drugs and have a clean criminal record because i've checked. (more...)

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before i was in shape feeling good strong motivated and just happy but since we moved 3 times and my brother died ive just been disrespected and used and i found it hard to do anything except jog rarely i mean my mile time was 8 flat and last time i got timed it was 817 i use to pump out like 20 push ups 50 sit ups and now i cant even do one push up and i had 38 sit ups last time i checked at the gym in my neighborhood all there is, is a treadmill bench press and free weights and of course plenty of room to run every where in my neighborhood how do i get back in shape and just feel better and no bull sh!t answers i want straight forward answers (more...)

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in my neighborhood recently, some weird things have happened. before, i could wear any color i wanted, but lots of crips ms13 and bloods have decided to take the town. i was walking down the street, and apparently they got angry for some reason at me and tons of cars started to drive by meanly and even a reds car drove by with its trunk open and a white bench stuck inside like teeth or something then drove off again. and an old crip guy with a cane wearing all black and an open jacket with a blue undershirt, a cane and puffing a cigar shoved his jacket towards me as he walked by, and i got scared and walked away, lots of blue cars driving by me slow and looking at me weird. (i was wearing a red jacket and blue showing underneath. and cars would drive by side by side with the same car design and stuff. someone tell me what this means so i can avoid pissing them off. and yea, i do look like a hoodlum and i walk teh streets alot. tell me what i should do (more...)

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Ughh. I am in middle school and left my phone on a bench when I went to go play soccer like 20 feet away. I know people are going to think i am dumb to leave my phone there, but it was after school and nobdoy was walking around and i honestly did not think much of it at the time. i live in a very suburban neighborhood, and I guess i didnt think any students would really just pick up my phone and go. but i guess i was wrong. About 20 minutes later, a friend went back to get my phone from the table, and he told me that is wasnt there. We looked EVERYWHERE. we called my phone about 50 times. I have a Pantech Duo, which is a very expensive phone, so its not like i was losing a piece of crap. The point is that someone did steal my phone, and I just wanted to kno if anyone has been in this situation and has advice for me as to what to do at school and also...is there any company that can track down where your phone is? like a gps system built in phones? (i have cingular) thanks, and no dumb answers pleasee. i would really like some help. :] (more...)

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